Stolen from Macarthur area (NSW) Jayco Dove Poptop 1983/84 (Rego F86076) Caravan and 1 x Blue Box Trailer( Rego D75389). No Insurance unfortunately but the thieves left the handle off the Jockey Wheel Behind (Idiots), and so finger printing was easy. Also my neighbours were able to record the theft on CCTV. It has a canvas tent, Bunk Beds and Kids Toys. Personal belongings were also stolen at the same time. Contact Crime stoppers NSW and quote the Number plates to catch these pathetic thieves! Remember, the next time it could be your caravan! Thank You
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Hi,
First let me say how sorry I am to hear your caravan has been stolen. Our family had many happy times when I was young in our caravan.
Of course, ours wasn't a pop top and it had a musty smell of 2 minute noodles and urine. I remember once when he was 4, my younger brother wanted to play monopoly with us, but he was too small to be the banker. He also had a habit of putting the houses in his mouth and just being a bit of a dick really. Anyway, this time he was good about it just sat quietly with his toys and my Mum was all 'isn't he a dear little boy!" but when she wasn't looking, he gave me a really evil smile.
He had something planned all right. That night, he climbed into my bed next to me and proceeded to wet it. Mum didn't believe my story in the morning and I had to walk past this creepy old guy's caravan with the pissed sheets to the toilet/laundry block and wash them. To make matters worse, she brought out the chocolate biscuits she'd been hiding and they ate some while I was on pissed sheet washing duties.
All I got was homebrand 2 minutes noodles on my return, so stop laughing at me you guys, I hate this stupid caravan anyway.
FS
Monday, November 29, 2010
Re: Wanted: fun partner reqiured
male 28 from hurstville, surfer, tattoos, seeking partner in crime asap
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Hi,
I have a friend around your age who is in dire need of fun. He has been playing cricket, but it looks like he'll be taking an extended break. He also has tattoos, but I'm not sure about the surfing. It seems he couldn't catch a cold, let alone a wave of late..
You can just contact him directly: mitchell.johnson@cricketaustralia-rejectlist.com
FS
ps his girlfriend seems a bit controlling, so she might need to be asked if he can hang out as well: karatebitch88@hotmail.com
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Hi,
I have a friend around your age who is in dire need of fun. He has been playing cricket, but it looks like he'll be taking an extended break. He also has tattoos, but I'm not sure about the surfing. It seems he couldn't catch a cold, let alone a wave of late..
You can just contact him directly: mitchell.johnson@cricketaustralia-rejectlist.com
FS
ps his girlfriend seems a bit controlling, so she might need to be asked if he can hang out as well: karatebitch88@hotmail.com
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Re: Soccer / Futsal Indoor / outdoor player available!
Hi There,
I'm an Italian guy recently moved in Sydney.
I used to play soccer/futsal in my hometown 1-2-3 times for week.
I'm looking for teams or sort-of to play sometimes.
I'm 1.95 x 95kg, left sided, striker (but I can play wherever is needed).
I am located in Glebe but I can move (not too far please!).
Send me an email or text me at my phone
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Hi,
First, let me say welcome to Sydney. Soccer is becoming more popular here in spite of the shiteous national soccer league, so there will be many opportunities for you to play professionally. In the meantime, I think I have just the team for you.
We play every Thursday in the Silverwater gaol league. The opposing guys are are all white collar crims -- kiddie porn, internet fraud, running banks and other minor offences, so nothing to worry about.
I should point out our away games are at the prison, but it's been all good since they removed the plastic seating and banned cigarette lighters. The ducted pepper spray system also seems to be having an effect when some of the 'supporters' decide to arc up.
The refereeing is not the best, which is why I think you could be a great fit. They tend to award a lot of free kicks/penalties and we are lacking someone with 'diving' talent.
From what I saw of Italy in the 2006 World Cup, it comes as second nature to Italians when in the box. As such you will be a great inclusion to our team.
Please let me know if you need any further info and if you have a 'highlight reel' of sorts for your diving abilities, please send it through.
FS
I'm an Italian guy recently moved in Sydney.
I used to play soccer/futsal in my hometown 1-2-3 times for week.
I'm looking for teams or sort-of to play sometimes.
I'm 1.95 x 95kg, left sided, striker (but I can play wherever is needed).
I am located in Glebe but I can move (not too far please!).
Send me an email or text me at my phone
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Hi,
First, let me say welcome to Sydney. Soccer is becoming more popular here in spite of the shiteous national soccer league, so there will be many opportunities for you to play professionally. In the meantime, I think I have just the team for you.
We play every Thursday in the Silverwater gaol league. The opposing guys are are all white collar crims -- kiddie porn, internet fraud, running banks and other minor offences, so nothing to worry about.
I should point out our away games are at the prison, but it's been all good since they removed the plastic seating and banned cigarette lighters. The ducted pepper spray system also seems to be having an effect when some of the 'supporters' decide to arc up.
The refereeing is not the best, which is why I think you could be a great fit. They tend to award a lot of free kicks/penalties and we are lacking someone with 'diving' talent.
From what I saw of Italy in the 2006 World Cup, it comes as second nature to Italians when in the box. As such you will be a great inclusion to our team.
Please let me know if you need any further info and if you have a 'highlight reel' of sorts for your diving abilities, please send it through.
FS
Monday, November 22, 2010
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Re: Fire Dancing with Poi Workshop, Sydney
A 2-hour workshop followed by a Fire Jam on the beach (9pm, held by Fire Fairies) so you can practice your new moves!
Learn the basics starting from the beginning or fill in the gaps that are stopping you from achieving flow with your poi dance. We will explore planes, timing and direction to improve your poi flow and work at your level to get you fire dancing with confidence and grace.
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Hi,
I'm interested in attending your event. It sounds like fun as everything I consider 'fun' involves heroin or fire. I think I saw this a few weeks ago when I was getting drunk on the beach. If this was your group, please accept my apologies for yelling out 'I hope you set your hair on fire.' It was the liquor talking.
One concern I have is my dancing. My friends say when I dance, I look like a teletubbie. Fire twirling is cool and teletubbies are not, so I need to change what I'm doing. Actually, is it possible to set a teletubbie on fire?
Another concern is my right arm. It sort of ends half way down my forearm, but I have a hook/claw attachment. It will be able to hold on the the fire ball thing, but I'm not sure about how 2 different length arms will effect the spinning. This in addition my dancing problems could be too much to overcome.
My final concern is about me catching fire. In order to put my hair into the style of the day, I use a lot of hair spray. If this catches fire, will you have an extinguisher to put it out? I've had to roll around in the sand before, but I got sand everywhere. I think the extinguisher would be a much cleaner option.
Once last thing, is the workshop all you can drink? If not, I may as well bring a liter of vodka with me, so if it turns out I can't do the twirling, I can at least get wasted and offer twirling advice to the other members in the group.
FS
Learn the basics starting from the beginning or fill in the gaps that are stopping you from achieving flow with your poi dance. We will explore planes, timing and direction to improve your poi flow and work at your level to get you fire dancing with confidence and grace.
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Hi,
I'm interested in attending your event. It sounds like fun as everything I consider 'fun' involves heroin or fire. I think I saw this a few weeks ago when I was getting drunk on the beach. If this was your group, please accept my apologies for yelling out 'I hope you set your hair on fire.' It was the liquor talking.
One concern I have is my dancing. My friends say when I dance, I look like a teletubbie. Fire twirling is cool and teletubbies are not, so I need to change what I'm doing. Actually, is it possible to set a teletubbie on fire?
Another concern is my right arm. It sort of ends half way down my forearm, but I have a hook/claw attachment. It will be able to hold on the the fire ball thing, but I'm not sure about how 2 different length arms will effect the spinning. This in addition my dancing problems could be too much to overcome.
My final concern is about me catching fire. In order to put my hair into the style of the day, I use a lot of hair spray. If this catches fire, will you have an extinguisher to put it out? I've had to roll around in the sand before, but I got sand everywhere. I think the extinguisher would be a much cleaner option.
Once last thing, is the workshop all you can drink? If not, I may as well bring a liter of vodka with me, so if it turns out I can't do the twirling, I can at least get wasted and offer twirling advice to the other members in the group.
FS
Re: xmas break starts from 20th dec
Hi, I am 30 m nepalese living in sydney for past 10yrs. work in IT. I have a three weeks break starting from 20th dec till 10 Jan. I am thinking about flying to adelaide from sydney and catch a ghan train from adelaide to darwin. it would be fun if someone else around my age wants to do same stuffs. we could rent a car etc and fly from darwin to sydney or what ever. let me know
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Hi,
I think I can help you arrange a great holiday.
My friend has an adventure company located in Adelaide. It's a 'reality' type setup, in that you can choose a scenario and act it out. His popular packages are the 'bank robber,' and the 'backpacker kidnapping.'
In the 'bank robber' he has you rob a local bank. I know what you're thinking, but don't worry. The staff are part of the local theater group and are amazing actors. They'll seem terrified of your sawn off shotgun, but rest assured they are fine with it all. The police will also probably turn up, but no one has real bullets, so you can just fire away. He also arranges a getaway car for you. Its always the one closest to the bank and to add more drama, there is someone in the drivers seat you just throw out of the way.
The one that might interest you more however, is the 'backpacker kidnapping.' In this scenario he has found a couple who want to travel north. He has you find a van and tests your macgyver skills by having you hot wire it. Once you have the van, you pickup the backpackers and start driving as fast as you can towards some scenic spots such as Wolf Creek. This is their cue to start acting scared and your cue to use the duct tape and zip ties to tie them up. Hilarity ensues. To end the trip, you sell them and the van to an old bearded guy a few hundred kilometers up the road and then you can get a train ride back to Adelaide. The train he uses is not the ghan, but there are sacks of grain you can lie on and be out of sight from prying eyes. You're bound to be tired after you adventure.
I think this will certainly add some spice to your life. IT is probably the most boring thing in the world and the beauty of it is you will most likely get to visit Adelaide many times for mini-reunions. The actors and the police will be in a special hall and will go over all the details of your trip. One guy did so well, he moved to Adelaide permanently. I think the area he moved to is called Northfield. Anyway, he has a special room number there and you can write him letters to find out his thoughts about the service.
Just let me know which one is best for you and I'll put you in touch with my friend.
FS
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Hi,
I think I can help you arrange a great holiday.
My friend has an adventure company located in Adelaide. It's a 'reality' type setup, in that you can choose a scenario and act it out. His popular packages are the 'bank robber,' and the 'backpacker kidnapping.'
In the 'bank robber' he has you rob a local bank. I know what you're thinking, but don't worry. The staff are part of the local theater group and are amazing actors. They'll seem terrified of your sawn off shotgun, but rest assured they are fine with it all. The police will also probably turn up, but no one has real bullets, so you can just fire away. He also arranges a getaway car for you. Its always the one closest to the bank and to add more drama, there is someone in the drivers seat you just throw out of the way.
The one that might interest you more however, is the 'backpacker kidnapping.' In this scenario he has found a couple who want to travel north. He has you find a van and tests your macgyver skills by having you hot wire it. Once you have the van, you pickup the backpackers and start driving as fast as you can towards some scenic spots such as Wolf Creek. This is their cue to start acting scared and your cue to use the duct tape and zip ties to tie them up. Hilarity ensues. To end the trip, you sell them and the van to an old bearded guy a few hundred kilometers up the road and then you can get a train ride back to Adelaide. The train he uses is not the ghan, but there are sacks of grain you can lie on and be out of sight from prying eyes. You're bound to be tired after you adventure.
I think this will certainly add some spice to your life. IT is probably the most boring thing in the world and the beauty of it is you will most likely get to visit Adelaide many times for mini-reunions. The actors and the police will be in a special hall and will go over all the details of your trip. One guy did so well, he moved to Adelaide permanently. I think the area he moved to is called Northfield. Anyway, he has a special room number there and you can write him letters to find out his thoughts about the service.
Just let me know which one is best for you and I'll put you in touch with my friend.
FS
Re: website building tutorial very cheap
Anyone wants to create their own website from scratch
I can teach any of the following applications:
- HTML
- Dreamweaver
- Flash
- Animation
- Photoshop
just send me an email for more information
very cheap
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Hi,
I am very interested in your service. I have tried many times (rather unsuccessfully I might ad) to make a website. My friend Steve tells me it's my computer, but he's not very technically minded. Everyone knows you can make a computer out of paddle pop sticks and masking tape.
The website I want to make will be called MyFace and I have the first application ready to go. It's called FarmMafia and it will have things like 'FS requested a potato from your farm. Better send it or I'll break both your legs' and 'FS wants you to know your tractor is on fire. Good luck running to put it out with your broken legs.'
I know this idea will be a success, so please let me know your fees. I'm happy to pay anything reasonable (please note, anything over $2 an hour is not considered reasonable).
Thanks
FS
I can teach any of the following applications:
- HTML
- Dreamweaver
- Flash
- Animation
- Photoshop
just send me an email for more information
very cheap
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Hi,
I am very interested in your service. I have tried many times (rather unsuccessfully I might ad) to make a website. My friend Steve tells me it's my computer, but he's not very technically minded. Everyone knows you can make a computer out of paddle pop sticks and masking tape.
The website I want to make will be called MyFace and I have the first application ready to go. It's called FarmMafia and it will have things like 'FS requested a potato from your farm. Better send it or I'll break both your legs' and 'FS wants you to know your tractor is on fire. Good luck running to put it out with your broken legs.'
I know this idea will be a success, so please let me know your fees. I'm happy to pay anything reasonable (please note, anything over $2 an hour is not considered reasonable).
Thanks
FS
Re: English with an Australian guy
G'day, I'm an Aussie guy? if you'd like to understand Australian culture and make friends, and also improve your English, please reply. :-)
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Hi,
This is very timely as I have some questions I need cleared up for my swedish friend, Malin. When I met her she was going on about model this and model that, so I think she must like making models of volvo cars or something.
Anyway, she must have a strange walk, because we were at the beach the other day (she was in her bikini) and all these guys were staring at her. Her walk seemed fine to me.
After that, she got me drunk on julmust and molested me. I'd just refer her to your ad directly, but with the model cars, the beach thing and her fondness for interfering with me at night, I've decided not to -- I wouldn't wish that kind of sleep deprivation on any guy.
She did have some questions for me though, that I can't answer. Malin said she'd show me a special flower in the bushes behind the bondi pavilion if I get the answers, which sounds lame but I might find $2 on the ground walking there, so it's worth a shot.
Anyway, she was asking these:
Why do some australian guys have stars tattooed on their necks?
Is it usual for teenagers with rat's tails to pick fights with old men?
Does everyone in sydney leave empty beer bottles in shopping carts on the footpath and throw up everywhere?
What does it mean to get NRL player drunk?
Thanks
FS
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Hi,
This is very timely as I have some questions I need cleared up for my swedish friend, Malin. When I met her she was going on about model this and model that, so I think she must like making models of volvo cars or something.
Anyway, she must have a strange walk, because we were at the beach the other day (she was in her bikini) and all these guys were staring at her. Her walk seemed fine to me.
After that, she got me drunk on julmust and molested me. I'd just refer her to your ad directly, but with the model cars, the beach thing and her fondness for interfering with me at night, I've decided not to -- I wouldn't wish that kind of sleep deprivation on any guy.
She did have some questions for me though, that I can't answer. Malin said she'd show me a special flower in the bushes behind the bondi pavilion if I get the answers, which sounds lame but I might find $2 on the ground walking there, so it's worth a shot.
Anyway, she was asking these:
Why do some australian guys have stars tattooed on their necks?
Is it usual for teenagers with rat's tails to pick fights with old men?
Does everyone in sydney leave empty beer bottles in shopping carts on the footpath and throw up everywhere?
What does it mean to get NRL player drunk?
Thanks
FS
Re: Goalkeeper needed 5-a-side thursdays night
Hi there, if you are a keeper and fancy playing with us on a 5-a-side comp on thursdays night give us a call.
We play in a second division and we love to have a beer or two after the game.
Cheers
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Hi,
I'd like to put myself forward for the role of goalkeeper. I actually prefer the term 'enforcer' as nothing will get past me. I also won't tolerate any unfair sledging from the other team and am happy to enforce that with a strong arm or thai elbow as the case permits.
I should point out a few things, just to be safe. I've been charged with 32 assaults, but have no convictions as none of the people wished to press charges. I have a lifetime ban from the NSW field hockey association, but since this is soccer, there are no problems (unless someone wants to start something with me lol).
I lost my driver's license several years ago after my 4th drink driving conviction, so I rely on buses or a lift if possible. There are also some pubs I am banned from and others that have some staff members with AVOs out against me (the same thing applies to some bus drivers actually). This might prevent me from attending the drinks sessions after the games depending on the venues you go to, but we can always just get wasted in the car park after the game.
I've calmed down a lot since I left prison, which I think is a combination of the strong anti-psychotic medication I'm taking and the court appointed therapist who's been administering electro shock therapy.
Well, let me know if you need to know anything else from me.
FS
We play in a second division and we love to have a beer or two after the game.
Cheers
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Hi,
I'd like to put myself forward for the role of goalkeeper. I actually prefer the term 'enforcer' as nothing will get past me. I also won't tolerate any unfair sledging from the other team and am happy to enforce that with a strong arm or thai elbow as the case permits.
I should point out a few things, just to be safe. I've been charged with 32 assaults, but have no convictions as none of the people wished to press charges. I have a lifetime ban from the NSW field hockey association, but since this is soccer, there are no problems (unless someone wants to start something with me lol).
I lost my driver's license several years ago after my 4th drink driving conviction, so I rely on buses or a lift if possible. There are also some pubs I am banned from and others that have some staff members with AVOs out against me (the same thing applies to some bus drivers actually). This might prevent me from attending the drinks sessions after the games depending on the venues you go to, but we can always just get wasted in the car park after the game.
I've calmed down a lot since I left prison, which I think is a combination of the strong anti-psychotic medication I'm taking and the court appointed therapist who's been administering electro shock therapy.
Well, let me know if you need to know anything else from me.
FS
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Re: Wanted: Guitarists and Bassist and a Female Screamer Wanted
Hey my name is Becky I am 21 years old and I am starting a band.
So far I have a drummer named Tre who has been playing for 10 years and has already been in a fair number of bands.
I'm the lead singer and have been performing on and off stage for roughly 6 or 7 years.
We are both looking for serious, committed guitarists and bassists and female screamers who are interested in making it big.
Our influences are HIM, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Bullet For My Valentine and a load of others.
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Hi Becky,
I'd like to suggest someone for you to fill the role of female screamer. At the last boarding house I lived in on Oxford st, the woman in the room next door was a real screamer.
She wasn't singing, but I'm sure it would be easy to adapt her style to fit your songs if you have phrases like 'oh yes,' 'f*ck me' and 'I'm going to [undecipherable]' in your song lyrics.
I noticed she also has 3 or 4 African friends. They could be backup dancers or even security for your band. They can also perform and it sounded like they might be in some sort of group together as I could often hear all 3 making deep grunting and slapping noises.
Oh, I forgot to mention another thing that will fit with your style of music. She had a habit of banging her head against the wall. This was often at the same time when she was screaming and her African friends were performing, so there might be some way to incorporate that into your songs.
Just let me know if you would like to contact her.
FS
So far I have a drummer named Tre who has been playing for 10 years and has already been in a fair number of bands.
I'm the lead singer and have been performing on and off stage for roughly 6 or 7 years.
We are both looking for serious, committed guitarists and bassists and female screamers who are interested in making it big.
Our influences are HIM, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Bullet For My Valentine and a load of others.
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Hi Becky,
I'd like to suggest someone for you to fill the role of female screamer. At the last boarding house I lived in on Oxford st, the woman in the room next door was a real screamer.
She wasn't singing, but I'm sure it would be easy to adapt her style to fit your songs if you have phrases like 'oh yes,' 'f*ck me' and 'I'm going to [undecipherable]' in your song lyrics.
I noticed she also has 3 or 4 African friends. They could be backup dancers or even security for your band. They can also perform and it sounded like they might be in some sort of group together as I could often hear all 3 making deep grunting and slapping noises.
Oh, I forgot to mention another thing that will fit with your style of music. She had a habit of banging her head against the wall. This was often at the same time when she was screaming and her African friends were performing, so there might be some way to incorporate that into your songs.
Just let me know if you would like to contact her.
FS
Re: Wanted: Borrow your Bondi bathroom
I am looking for place to have a shower and change clothes close to Bondi Beach today.
It will be after 5pm today and have an early engagement.
I am working with clients all day and then have another evening seminar and not much time in between.
I am male, clean, and straight and quite serious. I can compensate your out of pocket expenses. can provide photo
Anyone got any other suggestions? not looking for expensive hotel nor public toilet.
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Hi,
I can accommodate this request for you. I have a shower located at the rear of my building just off curlewis st which I think you will find suits your needs.
It is of a higher standard than the bondi pavilion, so we would request that you wear thongs so you don't leave anything nasty behind.
I'm not sure about your meetings, but you most likely have to walk around and with the warm conditions and your most likely cheap business shoes (let's face it, you're obviously cheap), this could be a hygene problem.
If you can let me know the exact time you'll need it, I'll make sure there are no homeless people or high school students fooling around in there.
FS
It will be after 5pm today and have an early engagement.
I am working with clients all day and then have another evening seminar and not much time in between.
I am male, clean, and straight and quite serious. I can compensate your out of pocket expenses. can provide photo
Anyone got any other suggestions? not looking for expensive hotel nor public toilet.
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Hi,
I can accommodate this request for you. I have a shower located at the rear of my building just off curlewis st which I think you will find suits your needs.
It is of a higher standard than the bondi pavilion, so we would request that you wear thongs so you don't leave anything nasty behind.
I'm not sure about your meetings, but you most likely have to walk around and with the warm conditions and your most likely cheap business shoes (let's face it, you're obviously cheap), this could be a hygene problem.
If you can let me know the exact time you'll need it, I'll make sure there are no homeless people or high school students fooling around in there.
FS
Re: Wanted: Seeking warehouse, large living space for music
Hi,
I want to move into a space to live that also can facilitate my recording equipment and rehearsing. I am professional with a business within the CBD. But when I get home I can't play and record music. I really want to have the freedom to do so. Anyone have a space to rent?!
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Hi,
I think I may have the answer for you, but first I need to verify a few things about your music. Can you tell me the style you play? I don't want to be mean, but it might well be that you're just not very good and the people you live with are trying not to hurt your feelings by saying 'keep it down, we want to watch today tonight.' I mean, no one in their right mind watches that show.
I have access to a place in Palm Beach. It is a short bus ride on the L90 from the city. Just bring a book or a portable dvd player. I noticed on the stretchy buses, there is the rack at the front, so I think you'll find that spacious enough for your equipment. If you need more, you can just put it on the red seats next to the rack.
Ok, the place in palm beach had some issues not long ago. The roof is still in tact in most places and it certainly has a 'warehouse' feel to it. The pool is also still working, although you might need to bring some pool chemicals with you if you want to swim in there. There might be room for them behind the bus driver's seat if you ask him nicely.
I think $150 per week for the space would be fair. I've decided to factor in the neighbor next door into the price. He seems to be suffering from some sort of mental disorder. I can always smell funny smoke and he tends to shout loudly at the tv set. I think he gets frustrated watching 'deal or no deal,' so it might be a sensitive point. I wouldn't go around saying it's dumb or anything like that.
This is also the reason I asked about your music. He may not like it, in which case he might come over. To compensate for this, I'll throw in the free use of a tazar. Just light him up like a christmas tree if he comes near you. Then when he's on the ground, yell out "look out for the ice beatles" and you'll get a good laugh.
Anyway, let me know if you'd like to come and look at the place.
FS
I want to move into a space to live that also can facilitate my recording equipment and rehearsing. I am professional with a business within the CBD. But when I get home I can't play and record music. I really want to have the freedom to do so. Anyone have a space to rent?!
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Hi,
I think I may have the answer for you, but first I need to verify a few things about your music. Can you tell me the style you play? I don't want to be mean, but it might well be that you're just not very good and the people you live with are trying not to hurt your feelings by saying 'keep it down, we want to watch today tonight.' I mean, no one in their right mind watches that show.
I have access to a place in Palm Beach. It is a short bus ride on the L90 from the city. Just bring a book or a portable dvd player. I noticed on the stretchy buses, there is the rack at the front, so I think you'll find that spacious enough for your equipment. If you need more, you can just put it on the red seats next to the rack.
Ok, the place in palm beach had some issues not long ago. The roof is still in tact in most places and it certainly has a 'warehouse' feel to it. The pool is also still working, although you might need to bring some pool chemicals with you if you want to swim in there. There might be room for them behind the bus driver's seat if you ask him nicely.
I think $150 per week for the space would be fair. I've decided to factor in the neighbor next door into the price. He seems to be suffering from some sort of mental disorder. I can always smell funny smoke and he tends to shout loudly at the tv set. I think he gets frustrated watching 'deal or no deal,' so it might be a sensitive point. I wouldn't go around saying it's dumb or anything like that.
This is also the reason I asked about your music. He may not like it, in which case he might come over. To compensate for this, I'll throw in the free use of a tazar. Just light him up like a christmas tree if he comes near you. Then when he's on the ground, yell out "look out for the ice beatles" and you'll get a good laugh.
Anyway, let me know if you'd like to come and look at the place.
FS
Re: Wanted: Seeking casual meeting room or office space in inner west
hi, I have a business I run from home in the inner west and am looking for casual meeting room space I can use for small or larger meetings on an infrequent basis. If you have an office or location that you wouldn't mind sharing or offering for small $ for casual use by a professional trustworthy person, please contact me.
Prefer options in the inner west area.
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Hi,
I think I have an ideal situation for you.
A few days a week, I deliver groceries to an old ladies house in Lilyfield. She has a large front room which would be ideal. It is furnished, although one might not use the term 'modern' to describe it. I'd also not use the term 'fresh smelling' either.
There are also a large number of pictures in the room of her late husband. He suffered from a rare skin disorder however, so this may be confronting to some of your guests. I can certainly move the large marble display with his ashes in any event.
The old lady usually sits out the back near the kitchen watching TV. She has dementia and also a tourettes type thing, where she will yet out 'sh!t balls' from time to time. I was a bit shocked at first, but you'll get used to it and even find it endearing. Because she can't remember things too well, she will likely start calling you sh!t balls, so be ready for that.
If that get's too much though, I can always put some gin in with her tea. That mixed with her powerful medication should put her out for an hour at least.
I think $50 would be fair for the use of the room, a bank deposit to my account would be fine (I'll give to her) and then I'll just leave the key under the front door mat.
FS
Prefer options in the inner west area.
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Hi,
I think I have an ideal situation for you.
A few days a week, I deliver groceries to an old ladies house in Lilyfield. She has a large front room which would be ideal. It is furnished, although one might not use the term 'modern' to describe it. I'd also not use the term 'fresh smelling' either.
There are also a large number of pictures in the room of her late husband. He suffered from a rare skin disorder however, so this may be confronting to some of your guests. I can certainly move the large marble display with his ashes in any event.
The old lady usually sits out the back near the kitchen watching TV. She has dementia and also a tourettes type thing, where she will yet out 'sh!t balls' from time to time. I was a bit shocked at first, but you'll get used to it and even find it endearing. Because she can't remember things too well, she will likely start calling you sh!t balls, so be ready for that.
If that get's too much though, I can always put some gin in with her tea. That mixed with her powerful medication should put her out for an hour at least.
I think $50 would be fair for the use of the room, a bank deposit to my account would be fine (I'll give to her) and then I'll just leave the key under the front door mat.
FS
Re: Business Partner Wanted
Hi,
Im seeking busniess partner for my new business.
If you are honestly looking for starting something new, dont hesitate to reply.
No time wasters please
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Hi,
I'm interested in your new business. I've been involved in other businesses and am looking for something new. The dry cleaning business I was involved with burned down, but I had nothing to do with that, it's not my fault the microwave couldn't detect foil and stop when the chicken was heated.
I think a good idea would be to go to the bookstore and spend several hours looking at books on business. We can have a coffee as well and talk about business things. Actually, people going to a bookstore and reading the books for free is not a good business idea (in case that's your idea).
FS
Im seeking busniess partner for my new business.
If you are honestly looking for starting something new, dont hesitate to reply.
No time wasters please
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Hi,
I'm interested in your new business. I've been involved in other businesses and am looking for something new. The dry cleaning business I was involved with burned down, but I had nothing to do with that, it's not my fault the microwave couldn't detect foil and stop when the chicken was heated.
I think a good idea would be to go to the bookstore and spend several hours looking at books on business. We can have a coffee as well and talk about business things. Actually, people going to a bookstore and reading the books for free is not a good business idea (in case that's your idea).
FS
Re: Single, unemployed lady. Cannot afford handyman.
I need a guy with a drill that can go through concrete for help with a small job in Edgecliff. It just requires about 4 screws put into concrete wall.
I will provide box of Lindt chocolates and much gratitude!
I'm a friendly, 25 year old Australian girl but don't have a job just now. Can anyone help?
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Hi,
I think I can help, but I need some things clarified first.
Do the holes have to be in a straight line? One of my eyes is lower than the other, so I find it difficult to get things perfectly straight. If it's to hang art or something you can just say it's meant to be like that and 'adds to the effect.'
I'm concerned that the Lindt chocolates you're offering might be re-gifted. Do they have a used by date? I'm quite fussy when it comes to chocolate, so if might be better if you just bought a fresh block of top deck from Coles or even some of the fake cherry ripes from Aldi. Both shops are conveniently located at Edgecliff station.
Will there be a chaparone? I'm concerned about being alone with a woman. I'm going there to drill holes in your concrete and eat some chocolate, not to be taken advantage of.
Finally, do you have any cats? I'm not allergic or anything, but a single lady living with cats might mean you're crazy and on top of the dodgy chocolate reward, might swing me away from this job.
FS
I will provide box of Lindt chocolates and much gratitude!
I'm a friendly, 25 year old Australian girl but don't have a job just now. Can anyone help?
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Hi,
I think I can help, but I need some things clarified first.
Do the holes have to be in a straight line? One of my eyes is lower than the other, so I find it difficult to get things perfectly straight. If it's to hang art or something you can just say it's meant to be like that and 'adds to the effect.'
I'm concerned that the Lindt chocolates you're offering might be re-gifted. Do they have a used by date? I'm quite fussy when it comes to chocolate, so if might be better if you just bought a fresh block of top deck from Coles or even some of the fake cherry ripes from Aldi. Both shops are conveniently located at Edgecliff station.
Will there be a chaparone? I'm concerned about being alone with a woman. I'm going there to drill holes in your concrete and eat some chocolate, not to be taken advantage of.
Finally, do you have any cats? I'm not allergic or anything, but a single lady living with cats might mean you're crazy and on top of the dodgy chocolate reward, might swing me away from this job.
FS
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