hi, I have a business I run from home in the inner west and am looking for casual meeting room space I can use for small or larger meetings on an infrequent basis. If you have an office or location that you wouldn't mind sharing or offering for small $ for casual use by a professional trustworthy person, please contact me.
Prefer options in the inner west area.
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Hi,
I think I have an ideal situation for you.
A few days a week, I deliver groceries to an old ladies house in Lilyfield. She has a large front room which would be ideal. It is furnished, although one might not use the term 'modern' to describe it. I'd also not use the term 'fresh smelling' either.
There are also a large number of pictures in the room of her late husband. He suffered from a rare skin disorder however, so this may be confronting to some of your guests. I can certainly move the large marble display with his ashes in any event.
The old lady usually sits out the back near the kitchen watching TV. She has dementia and also a tourettes type thing, where she will yet out 'sh!t balls' from time to time. I was a bit shocked at first, but you'll get used to it and even find it endearing. Because she can't remember things too well, she will likely start calling you sh!t balls, so be ready for that.
If that get's too much though, I can always put some gin in with her tea. That mixed with her powerful medication should put her out for an hour at least.
I think $50 would be fair for the use of the room, a bank deposit to my account would be fine (I'll give to her) and then I'll just leave the key under the front door mat.
FS
Many people erroneously think that the involuntary use of scatological language is called tourettes. While it is a symptom listed in the classification of said disorder, it is actually known as 'coporalia' which occurs amoungst a very small percent of afflictions in a tourettes case. Beat that for verbose.
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