I'm a french girl, going to Brisbane with my own car around the 10th or the 11th of may.
I have more than one free seat. So i'm looking for people so we can split the gas!
Call me at 0404xxxxxx
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Hi,
I'm considering taking a trip to Brisbane around that time to stalk an ex-girlfriend, so this could be ideal.
I'm happy to pay for petrol and will also contribute some food items for the car. There's no cost for those as I'll be shop lifting them from the gas stations along the way.
Is there likely to be any romance between us on the trip? The reason I ask is so I'll know whether to pack clean clothes or just wear dirty ones. It will also influence the music I have on my mp3 player and I can even bring my small scissors to trim my pubic and your underarm hair while we're driving.
I guess I should point out a few of my bad habits. I tend to get bad gas and I mostly urinate into plastic bottles. I think public restrooms overall are pretty disgusting, so I just prefer to use the bottles.
On one of my other road trips, the girl I was with wore a nappy, so we can rig that up for you if you don't want to stop. But again, if the romance is on, then we'll need other supplies in order to maintain a basic level of hygiene.
FS
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Re: Free Men's haircut at Chatswood
I'm offering free haircut for you only on Mon~Wed at Chatswood.
Since I am a junior hairdressor I need some models who have patience.
Just contact me if you're interested in it.
Thank you
Mia 0430 xxx xxx
Plz contact on mobile phone only
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Hi Mia,
I'm interested in the free hair cut. I normally get drunk at the Crow's Nest Hotel on a Wednesday, so this will work in well. I'll also make sure I don't get too drunk as I can become quite irritable and abusive if I've had too many. Some people even go as far as to say I'm a bad drunk, lol.
But if I stop at around 15 schooners, if you fuck up my haircut, I'm more likely to just laugh it off rather than attack you with a pair of scissors.
FS
Since I am a junior hairdressor I need some models who have patience.
Just contact me if you're interested in it.
Thank you
Mia 0430 xxx xxx
Plz contact on mobile phone only
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Hi Mia,
I'm interested in the free hair cut. I normally get drunk at the Crow's Nest Hotel on a Wednesday, so this will work in well. I'll also make sure I don't get too drunk as I can become quite irritable and abusive if I've had too many. Some people even go as far as to say I'm a bad drunk, lol.
But if I stop at around 15 schooners, if you fuck up my haircut, I'm more likely to just laugh it off rather than attack you with a pair of scissors.
FS
Re: Wanted: Veteran Drummer Wanted
Guitarist and Vocalist/Bass player seeking a creative, dedicated drummer to play indie/alternative music for both fun and gigging.
Influences range from Iggy Pop, Gang of Four, the Jesus and Mary Chain through to Grinderman.
Would suit failed or former rock stars with ambitions to age disgracefully.
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I think my friend Barry would be perfect for your band. He lives in a boarding house in Rozelle, which is just up the road from you. As long as he continues to take his medication and you keep any sharp objects away from him, everything will be fine.
He isn't a veteran, he was much too busy taking drugs and drinking to join the military, but in hindsight, it might have been good for him. He might not have ended up a nut case playing in shitty pubs for all the beer he can drink and then throw up.
FS
Influences range from Iggy Pop, Gang of Four, the Jesus and Mary Chain through to Grinderman.
Would suit failed or former rock stars with ambitions to age disgracefully.
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I think my friend Barry would be perfect for your band. He lives in a boarding house in Rozelle, which is just up the road from you. As long as he continues to take his medication and you keep any sharp objects away from him, everything will be fine.
He isn't a veteran, he was much too busy taking drugs and drinking to join the military, but in hindsight, it might have been good for him. He might not have ended up a nut case playing in shitty pubs for all the beer he can drink and then throw up.
FS
Re: Trip to wollongong
Thinking to take 2 days off and relax. Need company (preferably) mature women between 35 and 45 whos is happy to share a room and enjoy the trip.
Will pay for 75% of expenses.
Please e-mail so that we can plan some nice time out.
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Hi,
I think I know just the person for you to take to Wollongong. She is in her early 40s and getting out of the house would certainly be good for her.
Just a note on that, since she weighs about 220 kilograms, you may need some sort of lifting equipment or an assistant to get her off the bed. There is also a large pile of garbage in her front yard, so that will make it difficult to reverse a truck up to the front door.
You might be better off paying some of the local kids to remove some of the garbage first, then you can get her out and be on the way to Wollongong.
You will need a large vehicle and judging by the number of broken toilets in her front yard, you might want to have some story prepared if she breaks the one in your room.
You crazy kids have fun down there!
FS
Will pay for 75% of expenses.
Please e-mail so that we can plan some nice time out.
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Hi,
I think I know just the person for you to take to Wollongong. She is in her early 40s and getting out of the house would certainly be good for her.
Just a note on that, since she weighs about 220 kilograms, you may need some sort of lifting equipment or an assistant to get her off the bed. There is also a large pile of garbage in her front yard, so that will make it difficult to reverse a truck up to the front door.
You might be better off paying some of the local kids to remove some of the garbage first, then you can get her out and be on the way to Wollongong.
You will need a large vehicle and judging by the number of broken toilets in her front yard, you might want to have some story prepared if she breaks the one in your room.
You crazy kids have fun down there!
FS
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