Sunday, May 8, 2011

Re: Trip to wollongong

Thinking to take 2 days off and relax. Need company (preferably) mature women between 35 and 45 whos is happy to share a room and enjoy the trip.
Will pay for 75% of expenses.

Please e-mail so that we can plan some nice time out.


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Hi,

I think I know just the person for you to take to Wollongong. She is in her early 40s and getting out of the house would certainly be good for her.

Just a note on that, since she weighs about 220 kilograms, you may need some sort of lifting equipment or an assistant to get her off the bed. There is also a large pile of garbage in her front yard, so that will make it difficult to reverse a truck up to the front door.

You might be better off paying some of the local kids to remove some of the garbage first, then you can get her out and be on the way to Wollongong.

You will need a large vehicle and judging by the number of broken toilets in her front yard, you might want to have some story prepared if she breaks the one in your room.

You crazy kids have fun down there!

FS

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