Hi, I have a cafe that turns over plenty of food scraps for pigs or cattle. Free for collection & buckets supplied.
Please call Aaron on 0414 xxx xxx
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Hi Aaron,
My friend Jason is a commercial buying manager for an un-named fast food chain and is always on the look out for new 'meat' sources. He's always making jokes about their customers being 'fat, disgusting human pigs,' so I think he'll get a kick out of this.
Even if the meat content in the scraps is only 5% they can still use it and no need to leave out any of the really nasty stuff like organs, half eaten food, rotten food, etc. Once it's been bleached, artificially colored, flavored and covered in some sugary type sauce, no one will ever know.
I'll put you guys in touch and he'll just turn up in their refitted, unmarked sewerage truck. There is a suction mechanism on the tank, so he will just suck it all up. No buckets required.
FS

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