Am looking for racing pigeons, as my friends are building an empire of pigeons to go race them. Preferably free.
Thanks,
Di xx
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Hi Di,
I'd like to put you in touch with my former cellmate at Silverwater Jail, Barry. He has been involved in pigeon racing since he got out and has a very efficient training method:
I should point out that Barry has somewhat of a lack of patience when it comes to training the birds, but if you have a whole army of them, the few that he loses his temper with won't be too much of a loss.
Having said that, if you ever want to get back at him for shooting your pigeons, the sound of keys jangling is a psychological trigger for Barry's post traumatic stress disorder. Just sneak up behind him, jangle your keys and yell 'get back to solitary you maggot!"
Everyone will get a kick out of it, even Barry, once he stops crying and you can pry him out of the fetal position.
FS
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