Re: English with an Australian guy

G'day, I'm an Aussie guy? if you'd like to understand Australian culture and make friends, and also improve your English, please reply. :-)

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Hi,

This is very timely as I have some questions I need cleared up for my swedish friend, Malin. When I met her she was going on about model this and model that, so I think she must like making models of volvo cars or something.

Anyway, she must have a strange walk, because we were at the beach the other day (she was in her bikini) and all these guys were staring at her. Her walk seemed fine to me.

After that, she got me drunk on julmust and molested me. I'd just refer her to your ad directly, but with the model cars, the beach thing and her fondness for interfering with me at night, I've decided not to -- I wouldn't wish that kind of sleep deprivation on any guy.

She did have some questions for me though, that I can't answer. Malin said she'd show me a special flower in the bushes behind the bondi pavilion if I get the answers, which sounds lame but I might find $2 on the ground walking there, so it's worth a shot.

Anyway, she was asking these:

Why do some australian guys have stars tattooed on their necks?

Is it usual for teenagers with rat's tails to pick fights with old men?

Does everyone in sydney leave empty beer bottles in shopping carts on the footpath and throw up everywhere?

What does it mean to get NRL player drunk?

Thanks

FS