Re: Goalkeeper needed 5-a-side thursdays night

Hi there, if you are a keeper and fancy playing with us on a 5-a-side comp on thursdays night give us a call.

We play in a second division and we love to have a beer or two after the game.

Cheers

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Hi,

I'd like to put myself forward for the role of goalkeeper. I actually prefer the term 'enforcer' as nothing will get past me. I also won't tolerate any unfair sledging from the other team and am happy to enforce that with a strong arm or thai elbow as the case permits.

I should point out a few things, just to be safe. I've been charged with 32 assaults, but have no convictions as none of the people wished to press charges. I have a lifetime ban from the NSW field hockey association, but since this is soccer, there are no problems (unless someone wants to start something with me lol).

I lost my driver's license several years ago after my 4th drink driving conviction, so I rely on buses or a lift if possible. There are also some pubs I am banned from and others that have some staff members with AVOs out against me (the same thing applies to some bus drivers actually). This might prevent me from attending the drinks sessions after the games depending on the venues you go to, but we can always just get wasted in the car park after the game.

I've calmed down a lot since I left prison, which I think is a combination of the strong anti-psychotic medication I'm taking and the court appointed therapist who's been administering electro shock therapy.

Well, let me know if you need to know anything else from me.

FS