Monday, November 29, 2010

Re: Stolen 1 x Jayco Dove Caravan 1983 & 1 x Blue Box Trailer

Stolen from Macarthur area (NSW) Jayco Dove Poptop 1983/84 (Rego F86076) Caravan and 1 x Blue Box Trailer( Rego D75389). No Insurance unfortunately but the thieves left the handle off the Jockey Wheel Behind (Idiots), and so finger printing was easy. Also my neighbours were able to record the theft on CCTV. It has a canvas tent, Bunk Beds and Kids Toys. Personal belongings were also stolen at the same time. Contact Crime stoppers NSW and quote the Number plates to catch these pathetic thieves! Remember, the next time it could be your caravan! Thank You

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Hi,

First let me say how sorry I am to hear your caravan has been stolen. Our family had many happy times when I was young in our caravan.

Of course, ours wasn't a pop top and it had a musty smell of 2 minute noodles and urine. I remember once when he was 4, my younger brother wanted to play monopoly with us, but he was too small to be the banker. He also had a habit of putting the houses in his mouth and just being a bit of a dick really. Anyway, this time he was good about it just sat quietly with his toys and my Mum was all 'isn't he a dear little boy!" but when she wasn't looking, he gave me a really evil smile.

He had something planned all right. That night, he climbed into my bed next to me and proceeded to wet it. Mum didn't believe my story in the morning and I had to walk past this creepy old guy's caravan with the pissed sheets to the toilet/laundry block and wash them. To make matters worse, she brought out the chocolate biscuits she'd been hiding and they ate some while I was on pissed sheet washing duties.

All I got was homebrand 2 minutes noodles on my return, so stop laughing at me you guys, I hate this stupid caravan anyway.

FS

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