Hey, im in need of a hall in Sydney for a 17th birthday party, there will be 90 guests with security out front and paretnal supervision we just need a place to hold the party, would perfer halls around botany, mascot, matraville, malabar, maroubra, coogee, bondi, just around that are of sydney.
I would hold the party on the 17th December from 7 - 12 and have it in perfect condition.
Hope to hear from you
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Hi,
I think I have just the place for your party.
It's a disused electric sub-station in Woollahra. Council workers have been using it as a club house it seems, as it has a nice fit out, old couches and electricity which will suit your guests.
I can also arrange extra security to arrive at 10pm. Based on the drinking history of 17 year olds, we find that about 3 hours is when things start to get real crazy. The cheap security guards your parents hired will most likely run the other way and chaos will ensue.
My friends are very professional and are under strict terms for their probation so don't worry about any funny business. They will assist any passed out girls to leave the venue. Just tell the girls it will be like flying in America and getting a full body pat down/nude scanner image taken so they don't get surprised.
I can also walk to the nearby hotel and buy any extra alcohol for you. Since you are 17 and basically 18 anyway, it's a non issue, although I might not be able to buy some types of drinks. I have a reputation to uphold there and I don't want them to think I drink Bacardi Breezers or some other non-masculine drink.
One of the guys in high viz work wear might see it, then the next time I go in and tell him his vest brings out the color in his eyes, I might get cracked in the head with a pool cue. And all because I bought Bacardi Breezers for some girls who were too drunk to drink them any way. No thanks.
Anyway, just let me know if you want to have a look and I'll find out when the council workers leave for the day.
FS
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