Re: Ms Deborah

LOST/STOLEN RECIPE BOOK "KITCHEN" by Nigella Lawson

Left or possibly stolen on Virgin flight from Sydney to Hobart on 17 December 2010. Plane returned directly to Sydney so it may have been taken off the plane in Sydney. There is an inscription on the title page which reads: "To the best mum in the world. Happy Birthday and have a great Christmas. Love, James xoxo"

I would like my gift back for sentimental reasons.
Reward will be paid if sought. Tel: 0425 xxx xxx

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Hi Deborah?

I'm confused about how something like a book can be 'possibly stolen.' How many drinks did you have on that flight? I've been to Hobart, so I know you can't possibly visit the place sober, but to leave your book in with the dog eared magazine, safety card and sick bags, you must have been way fucked up.

I have good news and bad news for you.

The good news is I have a relative (Carsten, but we all call him 'Castrate' lol) who works for Virgin. He is usually in airline catering, eating the leftovers on the trays, but this time he was cleaning and he has found your book.

The bad news is he is mildly 'completely retarded' and he has decorated the cover. I hope this won't affect the sentimental value of your book and he will gladly arrange for it to be posted back to you in exchange for a 6 pack of gin and tonic UDLs.

FS

Re: Wanted: Do you have any spare keys or forks?

If anyone has any old keys they no longer need or old forks you can spare I'd be really grateful!

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Hi,

First, let me say I admire your entrepreneurial spirit. I've seen the fork jewelry being sold at the Paddington markets for decent money. I'm not trying to be mean here, but my Uncle Ray gave my sister some feedback about the one she was wearing a Christmas time or 2 ago. I remember he said, "it's obviously a bent fork for fuck's sake!" Everyone just laughed nervously and I broke the silence by asking for more ham. You have to be really careful around 'Uncle Ray.'

I have 2 recommendations for you. The first is to befriend an old lady. Maybe deliver meals on wheels or something like that. Once you get to know her a bit and she trusts you, ask her about the silverware. I'm sure she'll drone on and on about 'wedding gift' this and 'after the war' that, but you'll know if she has any nice forks. Some of those sets have the big and small forks in there, so you'll be able to make different sized jewelry and sell it to the rich women's children. I've seen the Miley Cyrus clothing catalogues for tweens and this would certainly fit.

The second is to visit the Woolworth's cafeteria at Town Hall. It's on the 3rd level and will also give you opportunities to meet old people. Just order something confusing for the Thai staff, like a roast beef sandwich with gravy and then you can take some extra forks with you. The quality won't be as high as the silverware from old ladies, but don't complain because they're free. You could ask one of the old jockey's who eat there for their opinion, but just to forewarn you, he might say something like "how the fuck should I know, you're the fucking expert here. Jesus christ, what the fuck is wrong with these young people?"

Well, just don't ask him if diet coke is the best drink to go with a roast beef & gravy sandwich anyway.

FS

Re: Looking for a intelligent person to practice case interviews!

I am determined to become a management consultant with one of the biggest and most respected consulting firms, such as McKinsey, Boston Consulting, Bain, Booz, Port Jackson Partners etc.

If you have the same goal, you understand how important it is to practice case interviews. While some parts of the training can be undertaken by yourself, the analysis part requires assistance of another person.

If you are an intelligent person interested in joining the management consulting profession, feel free to contact`t me. I would be happy to meet in person, or over skype to undergo mutually beneficial case interview preparation sessions and share insights that I acquired in my preparation so far.

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Hi,

I'm not sure if working for one of 'the most respected consulting firms' will make people respect you more or just think you're a pompous wanker, but hey, it's your goal.

I have just the person to help you. He's 40, but has the mental age of 16. He can fully understand every article in the Daily Telegraph and is a huge fan of A Current Affair. He doesn't get many questions right on Hot Seat, so has now switched over to Deal or no Deal even though I've expressed my hatred for Channel 7 on many occasions. There's something about the Stokes' brunette only policy and the creepy sports guy I find patently offensive.

Anyway, many people call him 'retarded,' but he's far from it. Profoundly stunted intellectually is a better way of putting it. I think it will help you to practice with someone like him, because when the time comes to interview, if they say something you don't like, you can just say, 'well, I was practicing with this 40 year old man with a mental age of 16 and he understands. You don't, so that must make you a retard. You know what, fuck you and your stupid job. I'm only here because Centerlink make me. Go ahead, call security, see if I care.'

Well, maybe leave out the last part, that's what I usually say at interviews.

FS

Re: Lost Green Eclectus male from Harrington Park near Camden 18/12

Our male eclectus flew away from Harrington Prk near Camden. He was a great friend and will be dearly missed. If you spot him please call 043xxxxxxx.

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Hi,

I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. I was down in the Macarthur area on Sunday morning with my slug gun shooting at green parrots. I was staggering around as a result of taking cheap mescaline, but I'm sure I hit one.

I didn't bother to go and inspect my handy work -- it's so try hard -- but based on the number of cats I saw around the park, I'm sure he got a good send off. I'll bet right now he's standing on the great parrot perch in the sky bobbing up and down or maybe it's only cockatoos that do that.

FS

Re: Wanted: Climbing partner(s)

My wife and I are looking for regular, reliable, safe, outdoor climbing partner(s). We climb every weekend unless its raining. We have a 9 month old baby boy we bring with us and we always like to have at least one extra person to keep an eye on him. We have several climbing friends but none are really regular.

I've been climbing 15 years and climb to grade 23. My wife climbs to about 21.
I have plenty of ropes and gear. We are very safety conscious and usually top rope unless leading is unavoidable.

Please let me know if you are interested.

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Hi,

I think I can help you with this, as I'm also a compulsive risk taker who refuses to face up to responsibility.

Let me also say I think it's great you and your wife are competitive and constantly one-upping each other. I'd be all like 'oooh, you had a baby, well I can climb to grade 23, so in your FACE.'

The kid sounds like a bit of a drag, was it unplanned by any chance? I know what that's like as I've bought lots of things before, then you get home and it's like 'gee this sucks.'

Have you considered stuffing him in your backpack and climbing with it on? As long as there's alcohol, I'm happy to sit on the ground with your kid, but I've always wanted to be in that situation where you're holding someone, but the glove is slipping. I'll say 'hold on, hold on' and you or your wife will say 'I'm slipping, I'm slipping.'

We can have all the ropes, so you just dangle there, not smash into the jagged rocks below. I think that could be quite confronting for your kid and might put him off rock climbing for life.

He would also need to join children without parents or something like that because I'm not babysitting him if you're not there, it would just be too weird. When he gets older he might get mad and scream things at me like 'you're the drunk babysitter who let go of my Dad on the mountain, I'm going to kill you.'

FS

Re: Birkenhead Point

there you was shopping with your girls and guy in toe. we made eyes and we smiled at each other , this happend today sunday 5/12/10 around 10.30 in the morning you was wearing shorts nice bum as well very nice.
if this is you contact me,

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Hi,

The fuck you lookin at my girl for?

Ha ha, just kidding, I'm testing out my new 'tough guy' personality. I usually like to bring it out on the bodybuilding forum, but there are already hundreds of guys there doing the same thing and I don't have the same gay pictures of me without a shirt on to back it up.

I remember once I was shopping at Birkenhead point. I ended up buying this shirt that didn't fit real well, but I liked the pattern and the sales girl was being all flirty for some reason. Big deal, I hate this stupid shirt.

Anyway, as I was walking out, this girl with her family was looking at me. I stared back at her and said "why you look in my eyes for, I got no candy, no candy, except for the right hook.'

Her Dad thought that was over the top and told me you don't say things like that to a 16 year old girl. I said, 'I ain't shook, cause when the right hook comes out crazy mother fuckers like you get knocked out.'

He freaked out, but luckily the security guard that day liked his 16 year old daughter and let me off with a warning and a 5 year ban from the center. He's since moved to a new gig at the marina I think as I saw something about him and 'statutory rope.'

Just goes to show there are many haters when you're living the 'thug life.'

FS

Re: Send us a message now!

Yo. We're a 3 piece band living round Springwood NSW. We're all between 19-21. We write songs that are bluesy and sleazy. We like Motley, Poison, Diamond Dave and hanoi mother fuckn rocks.

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Hi,

Not quite sure what it is you want here, so I'll just give you my thoughts on Springwood having spent some time living in Sassafras Gully Rd.

It must be hard to find venues for a 'bluesy and sleazy' band to play at in Springwood. I mean, there's the always bowling club, but the crowd there is a bit older than you guys.

Do you work at the IGA? If so, please tell the owner his supermarket sucks. The prices are fucking outrageous and I don't think I ever seen such a limited selection of processed cheese at a supermarket in all my life.

The good thing about Springwood is it's easy to get on the train without a ticket. I used to do that all the time and the ticket people never checked. Partly because I looked like a person who would have a ticket, but mostly because around Penrith, you'd see a Grandpa with a rolled up newspaper belting some kid with it.

It provided entertainment and a distraction for everyone on the train, so thanks to the Grandfather of the year for that.

FS

Re: Wanted: Looking for someone who can teach me some spearfishing

Hi guys,

I am looking for someone who can teach me something about spearfishing.

I am in my early twenties, and live in the Eastern subs.

I have all the gear, but no experience in fishing, some experience in diving, but that's pretty much it.

So if you are likely to take me on a trip one day on a weekend it would me much appreciated.

Cheers Julian

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Hi Julian,

I think I can accommodate this request. Many people would say you have 'all the gear and no idea,' but we don't need to worry about what they say because they aren't invited on our spear fishing trip.

I see you are based in the Eastern Suburbs. Hmm, nice. Do you have any old, rich relatives who also might like to come along? We could say we are doing research for a movie idea and to make it more realistic we get them to take out a massive life insurance policy and make you the beneficiary before we go out. We could even make jokes about 'an accident' with the spear fishing gear, lol.

The heavy old oven and 2 sets of handcuffs in the boat will also be for the research, so I don't see why they would have any problem with it, especially if you also say we'll buy them some fish and chips when we finish around 4:30pm. Old people like fish and chips, especially for dinner.

FS

Re: Have fun and make money

I have an entire house full of stuff to sell- mostly in new condition including books, jewelery, clothes, art supplies and furniture. I'm looking for anyone who wants to help sell stuff and take 50% of money earned.

You can use my ebay account or sell on gumtree.
I will provide snacks and refreshment- tea, coffee, cookies etc.
I live in a nice house near Edgecliff train station

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Hi,

I'm as much for having fun as the next guy, but your ad confuses me. On the one hand, you want to sell all your mostly new items for money, but on the other you live in a nice house near Edgecliff.

Maybe you don't actually need the money and are just lonely and want some company. In that case, just invite someone over to hear your stories about the 60s. Making someone do ebay listings all day while they listen to you drone on is a bit over the top.

I mean, we've all had that one family member who wanted us to put their 3 piece wicker sofa set with the palm tree print covers on ebay that no one wanted to buy.

Maybe, you're actually planning on drugging me with the tea you provide and I'll wake up in the bathtub filled with ice and one of my kidneys missing. My mother warned me about this type of thing, but I guess at least I can lie down on her stupid wicker sofa and rest my remaining kidney if it happens to me.

FS

Re: Wanted: Luna Park Date

Easy-going woman seeking gentleman suitor to take her on a date to Luna Park to fulfill old-fashioned fantasy. Must have good aim as to win giant stuffed animal. End of night kiss not guaranteed.

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Hi,

Before I invite you to Luna Park, there's something from your ad I find confusing. On the one hand, you say you are easy-going, but then you say 'end of night kiss not guaranteed.' Well lady, you're either easy or you're not, so make your mind up already, I'm trying to get laid here.

I just don't want our date to turn into a 'jeez, now she wants a soft drink, there goes another $4' type of thing.

I am very experienced at these carnival games having been sold to a carnival owner as a child. I guess my parents were serious when they said, 'stop teasing your sister or we'll sell you to the carnival owner.' Anyway, my point is, these games are far from easy. It may require a distraction, such as you flashing your tits at the game operator while I 'win' or me simply just throwing a tantrum -- rolling on the floor crying, screaming and begging for a stuffed animal as I tell him about my horrible childhood.

If I do happen to secure the stuffed animal you so desire, then all I can say is you'd better be wearing crotchless panties and not feel squeamish in a port-a-loo -- trust me, it'll be the best 11 seconds from a baby carrot sized penis you've ever had AND you'll have a stuffed animal from Luna Park to take home with you.

FS

Re: Spiritual Cultivation in Penrith

Spiritual cultivation is about helping you find out the spiritual part in yourself and how to cultivate it to reach its utmost goodness. Spiritual cultivation is very important to bring harmony to your body, mind and spirit. Come and find out yourself.

Week nights or weekend in Penrith

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Hi,

First, let me say I think it's great you are trying to help people in this way. A lot of the creeps on gumtree just post up 'language exchange' ads when it's obvious all they really want to do is bang young and impressionable students, lol. Well, I do too, but I'd at least post something honest like 'Wanted: Bodily Fluid Exchange' or "It's a deal, you practice your English, I'll practice my Sex,' or 'Permanent Residency Visa offered in exchange for head job in Hyde Park.'

I have to point out something about your ad. In my mind, 'Penrith' and 'spirituality' go together like and 'meth amphetamine' and 'peppermint tea.' The Coles car park there is a fucking war zone and Panthers is the only place I ever seen signs displayed saying 'Tuesday night is Sluts Night.' Everywhere else still just says 'free champagne' to allow the ladies to retain some dignity.

I do think I have the solution for you, however. In the latest Wentworth Courier I stole from an old lady (I mean seriously, who starts crying over a WC?), there were several large terrace houses for sale. They sell for around $4 million, so you're better off just buying one of them and turning it into a spiritual retreat.

That way you can over-charge the eastern suburbs locals/tourists during the week and still cater to the Penrith people on weekends when they come to Bondi. I just think it's perfect and all you have to do is buy the terrace (though you'll need your own Wentworth courier to find them, I used mine to clog the pool filter at the house down the road -- they wouldn't let me use their bathroom when it was obvious I was throwing up, snobs).

If you need also some help raising funds, I can assist you in selling heroin or magic beans online. We'll just use your existing Penrith address, so no one gets confused with the new eastern suburbs terrace retreat.

FS

Re: EXPERIENCED BABYSITTER - LOOKING FOR A JOB CASUAL/FULLTIME NOW !

My name is Aurelie. I’m from France. I’m 21 years old.
I’m looking for a babysitting time.
I’m very social, responsible and positive.
I’m available all the time and each day of the week in eastern suburbs (morning, afternoon and/or night).
I’m happy to take care of children of any age!
Reference is available.

Kind regards,
Aurelie

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Hi Aurelie,

I am currently looking for a babysitter. My friend Helen often says things to me like 'you're such a fucking child,' 'stop staring at my tits' and 'no, I will not let you touch my tits if you do the dishes,' so I think I could use your help.

The babysitting will be for my inner baby and inner child, so don't get worried about a grown man wearing a diaper and talking in a baby voice or some other creepy shit like that.

In the interests of full disclosure, I should tell you some things about both of them. My inner baby is still breast feeding. I've been told he can be a bit rough at times, but if you've ever had drunken sex, then I'm sure you'll know what I'm talking about. With all that French champagne you've had access to, I'm sure you've had drunken sex before -- actually, if the babysitting thing doesn't work out, maybe we can just do that instead oui oui ? ;)

My inner child has also recently been in foster care. I warned him if I tripped over his fucking skateboard one more time, he was going away and sure enough, I tripped over it one night at 3am coming home from the bars. There were also allegations I put out cigarettes on him, but that was not true. I used a cigarette to kill the ice beatles that were crawling on his arms.

The hours will be from 3am until they pass out and I may need your help to clean up a little in the mornings as both are still going through the bed wetting stage.

Please let me know if this interests you.

FS

ps my inner baby is frightened and wants the tit now because you were YELLING IN THE TITLE OF YOUR POST

Re: Wrestling

31 yo guy into wrestling, fit and very strong legs. Looking for other fit guys to wrestle with. Cheers

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Hi,

I think I know just the place for you to find other guys into wrestling.

It's called the Stonewall Hotel and it's conveniently located on Oxford St. I was walking past there the other day on the way to my court appointed psychologist appointment and some guys were walking out.

I didn't quite catch it (because it's rude to eves drop on people), but one of them said something to the other along the lines of 'I want to [undecipherable] you up against the wall in the alley way around the corner.'

I just assumed he was talking about wrestling as they both appeared to fit your description.

The other guy seemed happy to oblige his request as he started stretching by reaching an arm behind the other guy's back. He also offered him an invite to a 'bug party' after they had finished with the wrestling.

FS

Re: Looking for Angela Mc.... Carrs Pk. mid 1970's

Hi...Looking for Angela. Now 42 or 43yrs of age. She went to Drummoyne Public from (approx) 1973-1975, and lived with her parents in the grounds of Callen Pk (Rozelle). Her father was a Dr. From memory she moved to Carrs Park. She had a large birthmark on her upper leg.Would like to catch up. If anyone knows of her whereabouts, would you mind contacting me, or forwarding this message on to her.

I do know her surname, but will keep it private, started with Mc.

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Hi,

I think I remember Angela babysitting me in about 1983. I was about 5 at the time, but I can remember the large birth mark she had on her leg. I remember she said if I didn't do what I was told, she'd rub the birth mark on my face and then I'd have one forever. She said my parents didn't love me and that I was planning to be sold to some crazy old cat lady who lived in the haunted house down the street. She also told me that both the tooth fairy and santa claus weren't real.

But the last thing I remember she said as the psych ward orderlies took her away, was that my penis would fall off and I would be teased mercilessly and called 'no penis blueberry face' by other kids forever.

There were no hard feelings and in hindsight, I think it might have been the 10 small squares of blotting paper from my Dad's drawer I put into her orange juice that made her like that. She's probably still in the psych ward now lol, so I guess we'll never know.

FS

Re: Sunday night

This is my last Sunday in the beautiful Australia. I want to enjoy tonight and have fun. So, anyone out there would like to join me for dinner, drink, dancing from 7 Pm till late.
please txt me on 0451****** as I may not check my email today.
speak soon

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Hi,

Sorry I was late with my reply. I was at a party on Sunday night. There were all these swim suit models, but unfortunately someone lost their costumes and they walked around naked. They had all you can eat kebabs and lots of beer there and each guy was given a free jetski at the end.

It's a shame you missed it, but it might be on again the next time you are in Sydney.

FS

Re: learn basic piano for free

hi every one
im a 28 yrs old male .im looking for new friends and im going to help you with playing keyboard or piano .i think it is a easy step for you to start learning piano .in return you can teach me any skill like language ,cooking ,dancing ... .plz let me knw if u interested .
cheers

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Hi,

I am very interested in learning how to play piano. I think it will help me to show off in front of girls by playing at parties and things. Walking around all day without a shirt on and my arms out wide just isn't working it for me anymore -- seems every other guy is already doing it.

In exchange, I can teach you the skill of walking on the street. Before you say anything, just think of the following situations:

* There is a heap of used mattresses and garbage on the side of the street and 3 people are walking towards you who appear to be European.
* There is a lady with a pram and a second child attempting to walk (usually, it's the lady who can walk fine).
* A younger guy with a rat's tail is running towards you (most likely away from the cops).

Now, in the case of the Europeans, they walk on the wrong side, so I can teach you how to recognize them and also how to mutter things like "we walk on the left side here for FUCK'S SAKE."

With the pram and child, the child will almost certainly dart in front of you at the last moment. The woman may also be effected by drugs or alcohol or both. My avoidance strategies are very effective in this situation.

And finally, with the rat's tail guy, I'll show you how to deliver a shoulder charge with such exquisite timing that he goes beyond the horizontal and his head hits the ground like a water melon. The police will be thankful and you can even cut off his rat's tail as a joke, ha ha.

By the end, you'll be skilled at handling all sorts of situations on the foot path and girls will be impressed, so your piano playing days will be a thing of the past.

FS

Re: Unlicenced electrician looking for work

Qualified British electrician looking for work, have 12 years experince have just finnished refurbing a factory unsupervised have loads of experince in commercial.domestic and industrial industries,have 8 months work experince in australia, can work with out supervison, in the final stages of getting my australian electrical licence

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Hi,

I have a small lighting project I need help with that might be suitable for you.

I'm growing some tomato plants in the roof of my grandmother's house so need to setup up some lights. I've told her about this, so she knows there will be a strange man coming to the house and messing around in the roof. If she starts yelling, just ignore her, it's either her dementia medication or she'll yelling at the tv again. She gets very upset when they undervalue things on 'Antiques Roadshow.'

I've also decided to run electricity from the house next door. I rarely see any lights on there, so it makes sense to use theirs. Besides, it's only 30, 500 watt lights we're installing -- they'll hardly notice a difference on their electricity bill.

Actually, they also have Foxtel, so if you can run a cable from their dish as well, that would be great. No real preference for channels except Fox Sports. That way I can at least have some entertainment when I come to visit grandma and tend to my tomato plants. It's always "FS, get grandma a valium," "FS, the road to the apocolypse is paved with broken beer bottles," "FS, if it flies, floats or fucks, rent it" with her. And I thought I was boring.

You'll be working without supervision (and insurance), so that's good you are used to that. I don't see what could possibly go wrong doing this anyway.

FS

Re: Email group for Bigginer weight trainers

Hey just wanted to start a mailing list for bigginer weight trainers. Sick of buying crap suppliments that dont work love some advice on stuff like that. Different training techniques. Maybe even meet up for the odd training seasions as well as a group of people to motivate each other to there training goals. dont really know how to organise this but will love to give it a go!!!

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Hi,

First, let me say thanks. You know how they say, 'you learn something new every day?' Well, today I learnt something!

I always thought it was 'beginner,' but I stand corrected -- weight trainers are not 'functionally illiterate meat heads' as my sister likes to say.

I really feel your pain. I've been disappointed time and time again from programs like 'the 6 minute Christmas abs workout,' 'superman abs with john goodman' and 'a shot that fights fat.'

I'm beginning to think it might just be cheesy marketing and my gentle nature that's at fault. The fairies at the bottom of the garden warned me about this, lol.

Anyway, I think your email group is a good idea and a great way for like minded people to connect with each other. Please add me and I look forward to messages like 'You've got new mail on russian-marriage-agency.com' only it will be from the 'bigginer weight training' group, not some gold-digger.

FS

Re: Lean to swim in Bondi

Exciting Holidays Swimming
Come and join in the fun this Christmas
at Splash Swimming Acdemy!
13m Outdoor pool, easy location in North Bondi.
We offer swimming lessons for children from 2 to 12 yo with Austswim qualified instructor.
For 1/2 h Individual lesson $35 or $300 for 10 lessons
If you bring a friend along 2 children is $30 1/2 hour or $200 for 10 lessons
Contact Adelaide

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Hi Adelaide,

As an adult living with the shame of not being able to swim, first let me thank you for this opportunity. I'm not going to lie, I just shed a tear when I finally realized I'd no longer have to say 'I have a skin disorder' or 'I have the runs' to get out of swimming. Call me stupid but saying I was fat and ashamed of my body just never occurred to me.

But that ship has sailed now lady and I'll be darned if I can't indeed be one of the survivors who swam, ripping old ladies out of their way to reach the wreckage!

In the interests of full disclosure, I need to point out my bladder control issues (it's a glandular thing and YES, I'm kind of sensitive about it). It only happens when I am nervous, shy or relaxed, but since we are swimming in the ocean, it will be fine. Wait, we are swimming in the ocean aren't we?

I'm also concerned about that cat being a fellow student. My Dad had this idea to wash the cat when I was young and it ended badly. The cat jumped away from the laundry tub and latched onto my face with it's claws. After that we went to the local shops and I bought the wrong type of strawberry jam and had to take it back to the manager and exchange it. I'm still scarred by that because he was really mean.

Oh, one last thing, since I'm of legal age, can I request inappropriate touching? I think that might take my mind off both the bladder control issues and the cat and from what I've read about swim coaches, it seems to be part of the service whether you want it or not anyway.

FS

Re: In Need Of A Hall To Hire (Sydney)

Hey, im in need of a hall in Sydney for a 17th birthday party, there will be 90 guests with security out front and paretnal supervision we just need a place to hold the party, would perfer halls around botany, mascot, matraville, malabar, maroubra, coogee, bondi, just around that are of sydney.

I would hold the party on the 17th December from 7 - 12 and have it in perfect condition.
Hope to hear from you

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Hi,

I think I have just the place for your party.

It's a disused electric sub-station in Woollahra. Council workers have been using it as a club house it seems, as it has a nice fit out, old couches and electricity which will suit your guests.

I can also arrange extra security to arrive at 10pm. Based on the drinking history of 17 year olds, we find that about 3 hours is when things start to get real crazy. The cheap security guards your parents hired will most likely run the other way and chaos will ensue.

My friends are very professional and are under strict terms for their probation so don't worry about any funny business. They will assist any passed out girls to leave the venue. Just tell the girls it will be like flying in America and getting a full body pat down/nude scanner image taken so they don't get surprised.

I can also walk to the nearby hotel and buy any extra alcohol for you. Since you are 17 and basically 18 anyway, it's a non issue, although I might not be able to buy some types of drinks. I have a reputation to uphold there and I don't want them to think I drink Bacardi Breezers or some other non-masculine drink.

One of the guys in high viz work wear might see it, then the next time I go in and tell him his vest brings out the color in his eyes, I might get cracked in the head with a pool cue. And all because I bought Bacardi Breezers for some girls who were too drunk to drink them any way. No thanks.

Anyway, just let me know if you want to have a look and I'll find out when the council workers leave for the day.

FS