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Week nights or weekend in Penrith
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Hi,
First, let me say I think it's great you are trying to help people in this way. A lot of the creeps on gumtree just post up 'language exchange' ads when it's obvious all they really want to do is bang young and impressionable students, lol. Well, I do too, but I'd at least post something honest like 'Wanted: Bodily Fluid Exchange' or "It's a deal, you practice your English, I'll practice my Sex,' or 'Permanent Residency Visa offered in exchange for head job in Hyde Park.'
I have to point out something about your ad. In my mind, 'Penrith' and 'spirituality' go together like and 'meth amphetamine' and 'peppermint tea.' The Coles car park there is a fucking war zone and Panthers is the only place I ever seen signs displayed saying 'Tuesday night is Sluts Night.' Everywhere else still just says 'free champagne' to allow the ladies to retain some dignity.
I do think I have the solution for you, however. In the latest Wentworth Courier I stole from an old lady (I mean seriously, who starts crying over a WC?), there were several large terrace houses for sale. They sell for around $4 million, so you're better off just buying one of them and turning it into a spiritual retreat.
That way you can over-charge the eastern suburbs locals/tourists during the week and still cater to the Penrith people on weekends when they come to Bondi. I just think it's perfect and all you have to do is buy the terrace (though you'll need your own Wentworth courier to find them, I used mine to clog the pool filter at the house down the road -- they wouldn't let me use their bathroom when it was obvious I was throwing up, snobs).
If you need also some help raising funds, I can assist you in selling heroin or magic beans online. We'll just use your existing Penrith address, so no one gets confused with the new eastern suburbs terrace retreat.
FS
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