Re: Wanted: Looking for someone who can teach me some spearfishing

Hi guys,

I am looking for someone who can teach me something about spearfishing.

I am in my early twenties, and live in the Eastern subs.

I have all the gear, but no experience in fishing, some experience in diving, but that's pretty much it.

So if you are likely to take me on a trip one day on a weekend it would me much appreciated.

Cheers Julian

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Hi Julian,

I think I can accommodate this request. Many people would say you have 'all the gear and no idea,' but we don't need to worry about what they say because they aren't invited on our spear fishing trip.

I see you are based in the Eastern Suburbs. Hmm, nice. Do you have any old, rich relatives who also might like to come along? We could say we are doing research for a movie idea and to make it more realistic we get them to take out a massive life insurance policy and make you the beneficiary before we go out. We could even make jokes about 'an accident' with the spear fishing gear, lol.

The heavy old oven and 2 sets of handcuffs in the boat will also be for the research, so I don't see why they would have any problem with it, especially if you also say we'll buy them some fish and chips when we finish around 4:30pm. Old people like fish and chips, especially for dinner.

FS