there you was shopping with your girls and guy in toe. we made eyes and we smiled at each other , this happend today sunday 5/12/10 around 10.30 in the morning you was wearing shorts nice bum as well very nice.
if this is you contact me,
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Hi,
The fuck you lookin at my girl for?
Ha ha, just kidding, I'm testing out my new 'tough guy' personality. I usually like to bring it out on the bodybuilding forum, but there are already hundreds of guys there doing the same thing and I don't have the same gay pictures of me without a shirt on to back it up.
I remember once I was shopping at Birkenhead point. I ended up buying this shirt that didn't fit real well, but I liked the pattern and the sales girl was being all flirty for some reason. Big deal, I hate this stupid shirt.
Anyway, as I was walking out, this girl with her family was looking at me. I stared back at her and said "why you look in my eyes for, I got no candy, no candy, except for the right hook.'
Her Dad thought that was over the top and told me you don't say things like that to a 16 year old girl. I said, 'I ain't shook, cause when the right hook comes out crazy mother fuckers like you get knocked out.'
He freaked out, but luckily the security guard that day liked his 16 year old daughter and let me off with a warning and a 5 year ban from the center. He's since moved to a new gig at the marina I think as I saw something about him and 'statutory rope.'
Just goes to show there are many haters when you're living the 'thug life.'
FS
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