My name is Aurelie. I’m from France. I’m 21 years old.
I’m looking for a babysitting time.
I’m very social, responsible and positive.
I’m available all the time and each day of the week in eastern suburbs (morning, afternoon and/or night).
I’m happy to take care of children of any age!
Reference is available.
Kind regards,
Aurelie
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Hi Aurelie,
I am currently looking for a babysitter. My friend Helen often says things to me like 'you're such a fucking child,' 'stop staring at my tits' and 'no, I will not let you touch my tits if you do the dishes,' so I think I could use your help.
The babysitting will be for my inner baby and inner child, so don't get worried about a grown man wearing a diaper and talking in a baby voice or some other creepy shit like that.
In the interests of full disclosure, I should tell you some things about both of them. My inner baby is still breast feeding. I've been told he can be a bit rough at times, but if you've ever had drunken sex, then I'm sure you'll know what I'm talking about. With all that French champagne you've had access to, I'm sure you've had drunken sex before -- actually, if the babysitting thing doesn't work out, maybe we can just do that instead oui oui ? ;)
My inner child has also recently been in foster care. I warned him if I tripped over his fucking skateboard one more time, he was going away and sure enough, I tripped over it one night at 3am coming home from the bars. There were also allegations I put out cigarettes on him, but that was not true. I used a cigarette to kill the ice beatles that were crawling on his arms.
The hours will be from 3am until they pass out and I may need your help to clean up a little in the mornings as both are still going through the bed wetting stage.
Please let me know if this interests you.
FS
ps my inner baby is frightened and wants the tit now because you were YELLING IN THE TITLE OF YOUR POST
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