Re: learn basic piano for free

hi every one
im a 28 yrs old male .im looking for new friends and im going to help you with playing keyboard or piano .i think it is a easy step for you to start learning piano .in return you can teach me any skill like language ,cooking ,dancing ... .plz let me knw if u interested .
cheers

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Hi,

I am very interested in learning how to play piano. I think it will help me to show off in front of girls by playing at parties and things. Walking around all day without a shirt on and my arms out wide just isn't working it for me anymore -- seems every other guy is already doing it.

In exchange, I can teach you the skill of walking on the street. Before you say anything, just think of the following situations:

* There is a heap of used mattresses and garbage on the side of the street and 3 people are walking towards you who appear to be European.
* There is a lady with a pram and a second child attempting to walk (usually, it's the lady who can walk fine).
* A younger guy with a rat's tail is running towards you (most likely away from the cops).

Now, in the case of the Europeans, they walk on the wrong side, so I can teach you how to recognize them and also how to mutter things like "we walk on the left side here for FUCK'S SAKE."

With the pram and child, the child will almost certainly dart in front of you at the last moment. The woman may also be effected by drugs or alcohol or both. My avoidance strategies are very effective in this situation.

And finally, with the rat's tail guy, I'll show you how to deliver a shoulder charge with such exquisite timing that he goes beyond the horizontal and his head hits the ground like a water melon. The police will be thankful and you can even cut off his rat's tail as a joke, ha ha.

By the end, you'll be skilled at handling all sorts of situations on the foot path and girls will be impressed, so your piano playing days will be a thing of the past.

FS