Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Re: Have fun and make money

I have an entire house full of stuff to sell- mostly in new condition including books, jewelery, clothes, art supplies and furniture. I'm looking for anyone who wants to help sell stuff and take 50% of money earned.

You can use my ebay account or sell on gumtree.
I will provide snacks and refreshment- tea, coffee, cookies etc.
I live in a nice house near Edgecliff train station


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Hi,

I'm as much for having fun as the next guy, but your ad confuses me. On the one hand, you want to sell all your mostly new items for money, but on the other you live in a nice house near Edgecliff.

Maybe you don't actually need the money and are just lonely and want some company. In that case, just invite someone over to hear your stories about the 60s. Making someone do ebay listings all day while they listen to you drone on is a bit over the top.

I mean, we've all had that one family member who wanted us to put their 3 piece wicker sofa set with the palm tree print covers on ebay that no one wanted to buy.

Maybe, you're actually planning on drugging me with the tea you provide and I'll wake up in the bathtub filled with ice and one of my kidneys missing. My mother warned me about this type of thing, but I guess at least I can lie down on her stupid wicker sofa and rest my remaining kidney if it happens to me.

FS

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