Easy-going woman seeking gentleman suitor to take her on a date to Luna Park to fulfill old-fashioned fantasy. Must have good aim as to win giant stuffed animal. End of night kiss not guaranteed.
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Hi,
Before I invite you to Luna Park, there's something from your ad I find confusing. On the one hand, you say you are easy-going, but then you say 'end of night kiss not guaranteed.' Well lady, you're either easy or you're not, so make your mind up already, I'm trying to get laid here.
I just don't want our date to turn into a 'jeez, now she wants a soft drink, there goes another $4' type of thing.
I am very experienced at these carnival games having been sold to a carnival owner as a child. I guess my parents were serious when they said, 'stop teasing your sister or we'll sell you to the carnival owner.' Anyway, my point is, these games are far from easy. It may require a distraction, such as you flashing your tits at the game operator while I 'win' or me simply just throwing a tantrum -- rolling on the floor crying, screaming and begging for a stuffed animal as I tell him about my horrible childhood.
If I do happen to secure the stuffed animal you so desire, then all I can say is you'd better be wearing crotchless panties and not feel squeamish in a port-a-loo -- trust me, it'll be the best 11 seconds from a baby carrot sized penis you've ever had AND you'll have a stuffed animal from Luna Park to take home with you.
FS
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