I am determined to become a management consultant with one of the biggest and most respected consulting firms, such as McKinsey, Boston Consulting, Bain, Booz, Port Jackson Partners etc.
If you have the same goal, you understand how important it is to practice case interviews. While some parts of the training can be undertaken by yourself, the analysis part requires assistance of another person.
If you are an intelligent person interested in joining the management consulting profession, feel free to contact`t me. I would be happy to meet in person, or over skype to undergo mutually beneficial case interview preparation sessions and share insights that I acquired in my preparation so far.
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Hi,
I'm not sure if working for one of 'the most respected consulting firms' will make people respect you more or just think you're a pompous wanker, but hey, it's your goal.
I have just the person to help you. He's 40, but has the mental age of 16. He can fully understand every article in the Daily Telegraph and is a huge fan of A Current Affair. He doesn't get many questions right on Hot Seat, so has now switched over to Deal or no Deal even though I've expressed my hatred for Channel 7 on many occasions. There's something about the Stokes' brunette only policy and the creepy sports guy I find patently offensive.
Anyway, many people call him 'retarded,' but he's far from it. Profoundly stunted intellectually is a better way of putting it. I think it will help you to practice with someone like him, because when the time comes to interview, if they say something you don't like, you can just say, 'well, I was practicing with this 40 year old man with a mental age of 16 and he understands. You don't, so that must make you a retard. You know what, fuck you and your stupid job. I'm only here because Centerlink make me. Go ahead, call security, see if I care.'
Well, maybe leave out the last part, that's what I usually say at interviews.
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