Left or possibly stolen on Virgin flight from Sydney to Hobart on 17 December 2010. Plane returned directly to Sydney so it may have been taken off the plane in Sydney. There is an inscription on the title page which reads: "To the best mum in the world. Happy Birthday and have a great Christmas. Love, James xoxo"
I would like my gift back for sentimental reasons.
Reward will be paid if sought. Tel: 0425 xxx xxx
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Hi Deborah?
I'm confused about how something like a book can be 'possibly stolen.' How many drinks did you have on that flight? I've been to Hobart, so I know you can't possibly visit the place sober, but to leave your book in with the dog eared magazine, safety card and sick bags, you must have been way fucked up.
I have good news and bad news for you.
The good news is I have a relative (Carsten, but we all call him 'Castrate' lol) who works for Virgin. He is usually in airline catering, eating the leftovers on the trays, but this time he was cleaning and he has found your book.
The bad news is he is mildly 'completely retarded' and he has decorated the cover. I hope this won't affect the sentimental value of your book and he will gladly arrange for it to be posted back to you in exchange for a 6 pack of gin and tonic UDLs.
FS
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